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John Thomson

John Thomson

Known for
Acting
Born
Apr 2, 1969 (age 57)
Place of birth
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Credits
160

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

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Known for

MovieRated 7.1

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005Movie

Mr. Windfall (voice)

MovieRated 6.0

Grimsby

2016Movie

Bob Tolliver

MovieRated 6.3

Inkheart

2008Movie

Darius

TVRated 8.1

Skins

2007TV

Sam Brooks

TVRated 7.9

The Gentlemen

2024TV

Frank

MovieRated 6.4

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997Movie

Dimitri

Filmography

Break Clause

2026TV

Alan

Rated 8.0

Secret Life of the Auction House

2025TV

Self - Narrator (voice)

Celebrity Puzzling

2025TV

Self - Panellist

Rated 6.8

Art Detectives

2025TV

William Titchfield

Rated 8.0

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

2024TV

Self - Narrator

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

2024TV

Self

Rated 7.9

The Gentlemen

2024TV

Frank

Rated 6.5

Captivated

2024TV

Geoff

Best Year Ever

2022TV

Self - Actor

Rated 7.3

Celebrity Lingo

2022TV

Self - Contestant

Rated 6.5

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022TV

Leonard Monk

Rated 5.6

Dodger

2022TV

Farmer Grundles

Rated 6.0

The Weakest Link

2021TV

Self

Rated 5.8

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

2021TV

Self - Contestant

Dog Loves Books

2020TV

Dog (voice)

Rated 7.6

McDonald & Dodds

2020TV

Jimmy Daly

Rated 8.3

Brassic

2019TV

Colin Popov

Rated 7.8

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019TV

Joe Beasley

The People's Vet

2018TV

Self - Narrator

Rated 10.0

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018TV

Self

Shane the Chef

2018TV

Rated 6.1

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017TV

Self - Contestant

Rated 6.4

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016TV

Self

Rated 7.5

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016TV

Self - Narrator

Rated 7.1

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014TV

Self

Rated 6.2

Through the Keyhole

2013TV

Self, Self - Panelist

Rated 7.5

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

2013TV

Self - Contestant

Rated 6.5

Strange Hill High

2013TV

Various (voice)

Rated 7.3

The Job Lot

2013TV

Kevin

Rated 4.0

Catchphrase

2013TV

Rated 7.3

Plebs

2013TV

Mr. Adolphus

Rated 5.7

The Mimic

2013TV

Nigel Lord

Rated 6.3

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

2013TV

Self - Narrator

Rated 7.7

Father Brown

2013TV

John Banks

BBC Comedy Feeds

2012TV

Steve

Rated 6.3

The Chase: Celebrity Special

2011TV

Self

Rated 7.4

Death in Paradise

2011TV

DCI Chris Ricketts

Rated 6.0

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011TV

Self - Participant

Rated 7.5

Sooty

2011TV

The Boss

Rated 5.2

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011TV

Self

Rated 0.5

The Lock Up

2011TV

Narrator

Rated 5.0

Heads or Tails

2009TV

Self - Contestant

Rated 2.0

Big Top

2009TV

Geoff

Rated 5.0

Angela and Friends

2009TV

Rated 6.7

Celebrity Juice

2008TV

Self

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008TV

Rated 4.0

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

2008TV

Self

Rated 7.1

Kingdom

2007TV

Nigel Pearson

Rated 4.0

Mobile

2007TV

Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist

Engineering the World Rally

2007TV

Himself - Narrator

Rated 8.1

Skins

2007TV

Sam Brooks

Ghosthunting With...

2006TV

Rated 6.6

New Street Law

2006TV

Charlie Darling

Rated 7.1

Waterloo Road

2006TV

Nelson Smith, Nelson Taylor

Rated 6.2

The F Word

2005TV

Rated 7.2

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005TV

Self

Rated 7.5

Monkey Trousers

2005TV

Rated 6.9

Blackpool

2004TV

Rated 6.0

Celebrity Mastermind

2003TV

Self - Contestant

Rated 7.0

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003TV

Rated 8.0

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003TV

Rated 6.1

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002TV

Self

A Tribute to the Likely Lads

2002TV

Flint

Rated 7.0

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

2002TV

Self

Rated 7.0

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

2001TV

Sir Donald Tyburn

Rated 8.3

Murder in Mind

2001TV

Alan Squires

Rated 6.0

Bill and Ben

2001TV

Bill (voice)

Rated 6.8

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000TV

Rated 6.5

It's Only TV But I Like It

1999TV

Self

Rated 7.8

Cold Feet

1998TV

Pete Gifford

Rated 9.0

Roger Roger

1998TV

Barry

Rated 7.5

Midsomer Murders

1997TV

Cooper Steinem

Rated 7.2

Pond Life

1996TV

Rated 7.1

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996TV

Self - Panellist

Saturday Live

1996TV

Cabbie

Rated 7.6

Silent Witness

1996TV

DI Warren Bull

Rated 6.6

Coogan's Run

1995TV

Fat Bob

Rated 7.8

Crapston Villas

1995TV

Rated 7.0

The World of Lee Evans

1995TV

Customer

Rated 4.0

Dangerous Lady

1995TV

Lee Ryan

Rated 7.0

Fist of Fun

1995TV

Pied Piper of Hamelin

Rated 8.0

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994TV

Self - Guest

Rated 7.7

The Fast Show

1994TV

Various Characters

Rated 7.8

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994TV

Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe Beasley

Rated 8.3

Pie in the Sky

1994TV

Andrew Vernon

Rated 8.2

The Day Today

1994TV

Treasurer

Rated 7.7

Shooting Stars

1993TV

Self

Rated 5.3

Harry

1993TV

Royo

The Dead Good Show

1992TV

Various

Rated 6.3

Blue Heaven

1992TV

Waiter 2

Rated 7.2

Men Behaving Badly

1992TV

Ken

Rated 6.9

Murder Most Horrid

1991TV

Daniel Hoffmeyer

Rated 6.0

Paul Merton: The Series

1991TV

Rated 6.9

Soldier Soldier

1991TV

Sgt Dunn

Rated 6.0

The Word

1990TV

Rated 5.2

This Morning

1988TV

Self

Rated 6.6

Top of the Pops

1964TV

Self - Host

Coming soon

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

TV

Self - Team Captain

Coming soonRated 8.0

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

TV

Bernard Righton

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