Two and a Half Men
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
Rated 7.43,805 votes200312 seasonsTV-14
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
- Created by
- Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
- First aired
- Sep 22, 2003
- Status
- Ended
- Network
- CBS
- Episodes
- 262
- Country
- US
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S1 E1: Pilot
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S1 E1 Pilot
Sep 22, 2003Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
- 1Pilot
- 2Big Flappy Bastards
- 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- 4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
- 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
- 6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
- 9Phase One, Complete
- 10Merry Thanksgiving
- 11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- 12Camel Filters and Pheromones
- 13Sarah Like Puny Alan
- 14I Can't Afford Hyenas
- 15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- 16That Was Saliva, Alan
- 17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
- 18An Old Flame With a New Wick
- 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- 21No Sniffing, No Wowing
- 22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
- 23Just Like Buffalo
- 24Can You Feel My Finger?
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